OH! That's Funny! 101 Hilarious Ohio Jokes

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A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an Michigan State Spartans fan and he was a Michigan Wolverines fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Spartans fan. The Silent Treatment: A husband and wife were having a fight. The wife decided to go for the silent treatment. The husband, realizing he was in trouble, wrote on a piece of paper: “Wake me up at 6 AM, I have a flight.” The next morning, he woke up at 9 AM and missed his flight. Furious, he saw a piece of paper on the bedside table: “Wake up, it’s 6 AM.” The Honest Neighbor: A man is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.” Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says, “Never mind, I found one!” Do you have any other favorite bible jokes? Be sure to add them to the comments so we can all enjoy them together! You can Never Have Too Many Jokes! Complete List of Awesome Jokes! Kid Jokes How many Cleveland Browns fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one – they’re used to being in the dark.

If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man? Because he would be several thousand years old. Why do Ohioans get excited for the first spring day over 40 degrees? So they can wear shorts while taking down their Christmas lights. As the Ohio vs. the World joke gained popularity, TikTok fans embraced it with their own spin - the only-in-Ohio theme. The meme evolved into a series of videos and comments depicting strange and seemingly absurd situations, all under the heading only in Ohio. From bears abruptly tumbling to the ground to people fighting unseen fights to police officers doing surprising dance steps, the collection of oddities caught the heart of the Ohio joke. An unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station in Ohio with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly requested an X-ray to locate his stolen brain.Why did the Ohioan bring a ladder to the museum? Because they wanted to reach new heights at the Cleveland Museum of Art! Why did the Ohioan bring a stopwatch to the race? Because they wanted to time the runners at the Columbus Marathon! Did you know they had cars in Jesus’ time? Yup. The Bible says the disciples were all of one Accord.

The Pizza Delivery: Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house. Why did the Ohioan bring a compass to the amusement park? Because they wanted to find their way to Cedar Point! The Lost Luggage, Part 2: The same man calls the airline again and asks, “How long does a flight from New York to Boston take?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thanks,” says the man, and hangs up again. Why did the Ohioan bring a stopwatch to the race? Because they wanted to time the cars at the Dayton Speedway! Why was the geography teacher in Ohio so bad at telling jokes? They always “O-rient” their punchlines in the wrong direction!

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He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an Michigan State Spartans fan." The Fatherly Advice: I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.” He said, “NO!” I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.” He said, “OK.” I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.” Bill Gates said, “NO.” I told Bill Gates, “My son is the CEO of the World Bank.” Bill Gates said, “OK.” I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO. He said, “NO.” I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.” He said, “OK.”